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啊! Ah!
嗯。 Mmm.
啊… Ah...
这是我们的杰作。 This is our masterpiece.
它使我热泪盈眶。 It brings a tear to my eye.
嗯? Huh?
啊…啊… Ah... Ah...
汪达尔人! Vandals!
让他们吧! Let's get them!
这伤害。 That hurt.
新闻界的女士们先生们… Ladies and gentlemen of the press...
…欢迎来到国际太空馆。 ...welcome to the International Space Place.
今天，我们在太空宫自豪地宣布…… We at the Space Place are proud to announce today...
…等待已久的火星任务已经准备好发射。 ...that the long-awaited mission to Mars mission is ready to be launched.
我们打算积极地证明…… We intend to prove positively...
…火星上没有生命。 ...that there is no life on the planet Mars.
你们都知道，这样的任务是非常昂贵的。 As you are all certainly aware, a mission of this expense is very expensive.
我们不会为了打火星而朝那两个傻瓜开枪。 We wouldn't shoot two knuckleheads up there to try and hit Mars.
不，先生，我们已经认真思考了好几个小时了。 No, sir. Hours of serious thought have gone into this undertaking.
现在让我来介绍我们勇敢的太空旅行者… And now let me introduce our intrepid space travelers...
…我们能找到的唯一敢于忽略的人… ...the only men we could find that were bold enough to overlook...
…有一些缺点，自愿参加这有史以来第一次… ...certain shortcomings and volunteer for this first-ever...
…载人火星任务。 ...manned mission to Mars.
现在有请毕夫·秃鹰和巴斯·水疱少校。 I give you Majors Biff Buzzard and Buzz Blister.
女士们,先生们… Ladies and gentlemen...
…小绿人的神话很快就要结束了。 ...the myth of little green men will soon be put to rest.
啊!小绿人! Ah! Little green men!
外星人。真正的外星人。 Aliens. Real aliens.
你好。 Hello.
欢迎来到地球。 Welcome to Earth.
我们希望你是为和平而来。 We hope you have come in peace.
嘿，等一下。他们不是外星人。 Hey, wait a minute. They aren't aliens.
嘿。你是对的! Hey. You're right!
它是一只猫。 It's a cat.
和一只老鼠。 And a mouse.
让他们! Get them!
——嗯?——嗯… - Huh? - Uh...
让他们! Get them!
现在，看着我简单地加入一滴水… Now, watch as I simply add a single drop of water...
…为了这个粉末状的披萨晚餐 ...to this powdered pizza dinner, and:
美味。就像妈妈想做的那样。 Delicious. Just like Mom tried to make.
马上把东西装上火箭。 Get the stuff loaded onto the rocket immediately.
这是怎么回事? What is going on here?
嗯，先生，这些脱水的晚餐… Well, sir, these here dehydrated dinners...
…爆炸了，我们也不知道原因。 ...exploded, and we don't really know why.
很明显，它们被重新补水了。 Well, obviously, they've been rehydrated.
是的。嗯，先生，据我们所知，晚餐都湿了。 Yes. Well, sir, as near as we can tell, the dinners got wet.
是的，这就是再水化的意思! Yes, that's what rehydrated means!
好吧?很快就湿透了。 Okay? And got wet real fast.
然后事情就发生了变化。 And then it just sort of went, well, kablooey.
看。事情不会自己乱来的。 Look. Things just don't go kablooey on their own.
事情变得一团糟是有原因的。 Things go kablooey for a reason.
这一切都是有原因的。发现原因。 There has to be a reason for things going kablooey. Find that reason.
不然的话，先生们，你们会死的! Or, gentlemen, you will go kablooey!
是的,先生! Yes, sir!
嘿,一只老鼠! Hey, a mouse!
老鼠在房子里! Mouse in the house!
得到他!抓住他! Get him! Catch him!
我不想搞砸了… I don't want to go kablooey...
一只老鼠!指挥官，我们房子里有只老鼠! A mouse! Commander, we have a mouse in the house!
是的，我们知道，博士。 Yes, we know, doctor.
也许那只小猫咪对我们有用。 Perhaps that pussycat can be of use to us.
科学表明猫对老鼠有一种本能的厌恶。 Science has shown that cats harbor an instinctive dislike for mice...
…和啮齿类动物。 ...and rodents in general.
想得好，格鲁克曼博士。 Good thinking, Dr. Gluckman.
先生们，我们得把那只小猫咪找回来。 Gentlemen, we need to get that pussycat back.
也许这条再水化鱼有用，先生。 Perhaps this rehydrated fish can be of use, sir.
好了，嘘，厄尔，别把他吓跑了。 Okay, shh, now, Earl, don't scare him off.
慢慢来。讲得慢一些。 Just take it slow. Take it slow.
来，小猫咪，小猫咪，小猫咪! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
抓住他。 Grab him.
我们有个任务给你，小猫咪先生。 We have a job for you, Mr. Pussycat.
是的，这是你的大日子。 Yeah, this is your big day.
小猫咪先生，这份工作带来了巨大的责任。 Mr. Pussycat, with this job comes an awesome responsibility.
你能胜任吗? Are you up to it?
我们有一只老鼠。现在就看你的了，小猫咪先生… We have a mouse. And it's up to you, Mr. Pussycat, to...
…消除他。 ...eliminate him.
为了地球，我的孩子……哦,猫咪。 Do it for Earth, my boy... Uh, pussycat.
这样做是为了更大的利益。为了科学去做吧。 Do it for the greater good. Do it for science.
-那是什么?-我不知道。 - What was that? - I don't know.
也许有人掉了把扳手。 Maybe one of the guys dropped a wrench.
天啊，这将是我们最容易赚到的20块。 Boy, this is gonna be the easiest 20 bucks we've ever made.
想象一下，如果有人认为有火星人存在。 Imagine anyone thinking that there's such a thing as Martians.
如果我们能遇到真正的火星人，我也不会害怕。 Well, I wouldn't be scared if we, you know, met up with some real Martians.
好吧，我也不会。 Well, I wouldn't either.
好了，伙计们，我们要开始倒数了。 Okay, men, we are just about ready to begin countdown.
一切都准备好了吗? Everything all set, up there?
-是，长官-收到 - Yes, sir. - Roger that.
准备点火过程。 Prepare ignition procedure.
我得去一下太空人的小房间。 I have to go to the little astronauts' room.
你应该在我们… You should have gone before we...
我的肾重20磅。 My kidney weighs 20 pounds.
我要跟你说多少遍? How many times do I have to tell you?
好了，你们两个，别吵了。 Okay, you two, knock it off.
-这很严重。-不，说真的，我得走了。 - This is serious. - No, for real, I have to go.
八，七，六，五… Eight, seven, six, five...
升空! Blast off!
唷! Whew!
所有系统都在我们这边。 All systems go on our end.
所有的系统都在这里。 All systems go here as well.
我们已经准备好弃掉第一级火箭，指挥官。 We are ready to jettison first-stage rocket on your command, commander.
我喜欢这个部分。 I love this part.
你可以在初始阶段弃船。 You are clear to jettison initial stage.
唷。 Whew.
这是微风，巴斯。 This is a breeze, Buzz.
一切正常。 All systems are go.
祝贺你们，先生们，你们现在要离开地球大气层了。 Congratulations, gentlemen, you are now leaving Earth's atmosphere.
零重力应该开始在… Zero gravity should commence right about...
现在…! ...now!
这是漏气。 It's an air leak.
辐射盾牌。行星仲裁盘在线。 Radiation shields up. Planetary arbitration disks online.
备用海洋速度centrometer。 Backup marine velocity centrometer.
重新定位皮瓣电缆。朗仪表tour-ready…… Repositioning flap cables. lon gauges tour-ready...
后退。 Back up.
这是第二阶段的窗口。它坏了。 It's the window in the second stage. It's broken.
快。关上紧急舱门。 Quick. Shut the emergency hatch.
天啊，好险啊。 Boy, that was a close one.
太近。我现在应该使用人工重力吗? Too close. Should I engage the artificial gravity now?
确定。这些漂浮的东西让我感到恶心。 Sure. All this floating around makes me nauseous.
长官，不知怎么的，火箭的轨道被打乱了。 Sir, somehow the rocket's trajectory has been discombobulated.
惶惶不安。 Discombobulated.
如果不纠正，火箭就会撞向太阳并被蒸发。 If it isn't corrected, the rocket will crash into the sun and be vaporized.
我觉得男人们不会喜欢的。也许我们可以好好跟他们谈谈。 I don't think the men will like this. Maybe we can put it to them nicely.
嘿，我们不是要去大红点吗? Hey, aren't we supposed to be heading for the big red dot?
嘿,是的。什么是错的。 Hey, yeah. Something's wrong.
是的,我也有同感。 Yeah, I'll say.
哦,你好,男孩。 Uh, hello, boys.
——嗨,指挥官。——嗨,指挥官。 - Hi, commander. - Hi, commander.
听着，我不想吓到你们… Listen, I don't want to alarm you fellas...
…但我们有个小问题。 ...but we have a teensy-weensy little problem.
似乎火箭的轨道已经稍微… It seems that the trajectory of the rocket has gone a little bit...
嗯，有一点好笑。 Well, a little bit funny.
——有趣吗?-是的，没错，很有趣。 - Funny? - Yes, that's right, funny.
似乎如果不纠正的话…… And it seems that if it's not corrected...
…你们俩会撞向太阳然后你们会蒸发。 ...you two will crash into the sun and you will be vaporized.
你是说我们要坠机了? You mean, we're gonna crash?
我听起来一点都不好笑。 That doesn't sound very funny to me.
还有我没有防晒霜。 And me without my sunblock.
你们中的一个必须离开飞船… One of you will have to go outside the ship...
…打开保险丝盒，然后… ...open the fuse box and, well...
晃动那东西上的电线! Jiggle the wire on the thingy!
你是说那个天线吗，长官? You mean that antenna thingy, sir?
对，就是那个天线什么的。 Yes, that's it, the antenna thingy.
摇滚总比激光枪强，对吧? Uh, rock beats a laser gun, right?
不。不,它不是。 No. No, it doesn't.
好吧,你赢了。你太棒了，毕夫。你总是赢。 Well, you win. You're just too good, Biff. You always win.
-那你走吧。——正确的。会教你。 - Well, then, out you go. - Right. That'll teach you.
-等一下。-快点，伙计，快点。 - Hey, wait a minute. - Come on, man, hurry up.
我可不想撞到太阳上。 I don't wanna crash into the sun.
我匆匆。 I'm hurrying.
哦。 Uh-oh.
“哦”是什么意思? What's "uh-oh" mean?
不知何故，我们将达到光速。 Somehow, we're going to light speed.
打开这个…… Open this...
珍珠母! Mother of pearl!
不能达到杠杆。 Can't reach lever.
使它停止! Make it stop!
妈妈! Mommy!
男人们，她来了。 Well, men, there she is.
——什么?——火星。 - What? - Mars.
——在哪里?-你身下的红色大家伙。 - Where? - The big red thing underneath you.
——哦,。是的,哇。——哦,。是的,哇。 - Oh, that. Yes, wow. - Oh, that. Yes, wow.
是的，“哇”是对的。重要的时刻到了，各位。 Yes, "wow" is right. So the big moment is here, everybody.
好，准备着陆器。 Okay, prepare the lander.
也许我们应该等一两分钟。 You know, maybe we should wait a minute or two.
是啊，我只是想习惯一下。 Yeah, you know, just to sort of get used to this.
-是的。-上着陆器，你们这些笨蛋! - Yeah. - Get in that lander, you knuckleheads!
或者我们决定把你留在那里。 Or we might just decide to leave you up there.
我们到了，毕夫。 Well, here we are, Biff.
第一批登上火星的人。 The first men on Mars.
我们还没到火星上呢。 Well, we're not exactly on Mars yet.
没有，但马上就好。 No, but we will be, in a second.
这和我们在电影里看到的火星一点都不像。 This doesn't look anything like the Mars we see in movies.
是的，伙计，这一点也不像愤怒的红色星球。 Yes, chum, this is nothing like the angry red planet.
我没有看到任何怪物。 I don't see any monsters.
我还期待着和怪物战斗呢。 I was looking forward to battling monsters.
这比跟你老婆逛街还无聊。 This is more boring than shopping with your wife.
看起来不太像，是吧? Doesn't look like much, does it?
正如我们想的那样，完全没有生命。 Just as we thought, a completely lifeless hulk.
谁想成为第一个登上火星的人，你吗? So who wants to be the first man on Mars, you?
哇…… Whoa...
祝贺你。 Congratulations.
很有趣。 Very funny.
惊人的。花费了无数的美元。 Astonishing. Zillions of dollars spent.
大量的研究和培训。 Massive amounts of research and training.
所有这些都是为了回答人类最引人注目的问题: All geared toward answering man's most compelling of questions:
我们是孤独的吗? Are we alone?
嗯，至少目前看起来是这样的。 Well, sort of looks like it, for the moment, anyway.
不。我是说，在浩瀚的太空中，只有人类吗? No. I mean, is humanity alone, here, among the vastness of space?
我们能否在这不可思议的浩瀚星系中找到其他生命? Are we to find other life amongst this inconceivable immensity of galaxies...
…星系团和加速分离的星系团…… ...and clusters of galaxies and clusters of clusters which are speeding apart...
进入不断扩大的距离?人类是唯一的存在吗? ...into the ever-expanding distance? Is mankind all there is?
巴斯，男人到底是什么? And what is man really, Buzz?
嗯… Um...
我将告诉你。我们是最近在表皮上发现的头皮屑… I'll tell you. We are a recently developed scurf on the epidermis...
…手臂上的一颗恒星的卫星…… ...of one of the satellites of a star in the arm...
…一个普通的星系，在较小的星系团中… ...of an average galaxy, amidst the lesser clusters...
…在数千个弹射开来的物体中… ...among the thousands catapulting apart, which took form...
…大约150亿年前 ...some 15 billion years ago as a consequence...
…不可思议的超自然事件 ...of an inconceivable preternatural event.
正确的。 Right.
我什么都没看见，如果你是这个意思的话。 I don't see a thing, if that's what you mean.
不。我猜这回答了那个问题。让我们打它。 Nope. Guess that answers that question. Let's hit it.
Ubu !不! Ubu! No!
用激光枪指着陌生人是很不礼貌的。 It's very rude to point laser guns at strangers.
Peep，你发现了什么? Peep, what have you found?
你怎么看这个奇怪的生物，格罗布? What do you make of this strange creature, Grob?
嗯。他看起来不像是本地人。 Hmm. Doesn't look like he's from around here.
他可能很好吃。 He might taste good.
真实的。只要配上合适的酱料，他可能会成为一道美味的主菜。 True. In the right sauce, he might make a fine main course...
…为了他的火星皇家陛下。 ...for His Royal Martian Majesty.
不,你傻瓜。看起来更近。 No, you fools. Look closer.
他不是很像古代卷轴里的人物吗? Does he not resemble the figure from the ancient scrolls?
格罗布说得对。 Great bouncing Squitsnarfuls, Grob is right.
他看起来就像那个大黏液。你知道，勇敢的skeper Squeezer… He looks just like the Great Gloop. You know, the brave Skweep Squeezer...
扁平…从9。 ...from Planus Nine.
据说他会给我们的人民带来伟大的智慧。 The one of who it is said will bring great wisdom to our people.
我不这么认为。我觉得他是个可爱的外星人。 Uh, I don't think so. I think he's just a cute alien.
如果他是，那就意味着古代预言是对的。 If he is, that means the ancient prophecies are right.
什么快乐。 What joy.
终于，大胶水来了。 At last, the Great Gloop has come.
如果是这样，我们必须把他带回宫里，向他表示敬意。 If so, we must take him back to the palace and pay homage to him.
嗯…是的,好的。我不确定他是不是… Um... Yeah, okay. I'm not exactly certain he's...
为伟大的胶质人欢呼! All hail the Great Gloop!
冰雹!冰雹!冰雹! Hail! Hail! Hail!
我们必须带他去见东西王。 We must bring him to King Thingg.
我们也将如此。 And so we shall.
我们必须迅速行动。 We must move quickly.
很快火星的沙漠就会到处都是猪狗狗…… Soon the Martian desert will be crawling with Pootsnarfuls...
…还有许多其他讨厌的夜间生物。它将不安全。 ...and many other unsavory creatures of night. It will not be safe.
来了。我们走得太远了。我们有时间可以浪费。 Come. We have gone too far. We have time to lose.
我的意思是，我们还有很长的路要走，我们不能浪费时间。 I mean, come, we have far to go, we have no time to lose.
这是更好的。 That's better.
哦,“smegnar”。我总是搞砸。 Oh, "smegnar". I always mess that up.
Pootsnarful !之后它! A Pootsnarful! After it!
它有巨大的胶和窥视!我们必须救他们! It has the Great Gloop and Peep! We must save them!
小心!不要开枪!你可以点击Peep或the Great Gloop。 Careful! Do not shoot! You may hit Peep or the Great Gloop.
那我们该怎么办? Well, what should we do?
噢! Ow!
噢!噢!噢! Ow! Ow! Ow!
哦! Oh!
你救了我。 You saved me.
很抱歉，好酒。 Sorry about that, Great Gloop.
看哪,大吸…… Behold, Great Gloop...
…我们美丽的火星城市，托莱多。 ...our fair Martian city, Toledo.
来人是谁?朋友 Who goes there? Friend...
-…或者不是朋友?——朋友。 - ...or not a friend? - Friend.
是我，格罗布。我有个好消息要告诉国王陛下… It is I, Grob. I have great news for His Highness, King Thingg...
…而且必须有直接的听众。 ...and must have an immediate audience.
我最喜欢的火星人… My favorite Martians...
…我向您介绍，至高无上的陛下… ...I present to you his supreme majesty...
…那颗红色星球的专横统治者… ...the imperious ruler of the red planet...
…看管着春天的小混混…… ...keeper of the Squink-diddlies of Sprong...
…他是Fleebis节杖的持有者，也是全能的大家伙…… ...holder of the scepter of Fleebis, and all-around swell guy...
…国王Thingg ! ...King Thingg!
国王Thingg ! King Thingg!
——哦。——哦! - Oh. - Oh!
工人的薪酬… Workman's comp...
我堕落了，我不能统治。 I've fallen, and I can't rule.
让它停止。让它停止。噢! Make it stop. Make it stop. Ow!
必须放入电梯。 Must put in elevator.
我的皇冠… My crown...
瘀伤。瘀伤。痛苦的。骨折。 Bruising. Bruise. Painful. Broken bones.
我本来打算这么做的。 I meant to do that.
我相信他是最棒的笨蛋。 I believe him to be the Great Gloop...
…古卷轴里提到的那个。 ...the one spoken of in the ancient scrolls.
你说得对，格罗布。就是他，大笨蛋。 You are correct, Grob. It is he, the Great Gloop.
大恶棍又回来了。 The Great Gloop has returned to us.
终于!多么美好的一天。 At last! What a great day.
庆祝活动开始吧。 Let the celebration begin.
为了换取你带给我们的无限智慧… In exchange for the infinite wisdom you will bring to us...
…我们为您提供这些礼物。 ...we offer you these gifts.
陛下…… Sire...
你竟敢打断皇家宴会。 How dare you interrupt the royal feast.
很抱歉，陛下，一个巨人已经渗透进了城墙。 I'm sorry, sire, but a giant has infiltrated the walls of the city.
这是在开玩笑吗?根本就没有巨人这种东西! Is this a joke? There are no such things as giants!
一个巨大的! A giant!
的火星人! Fellow Martians!
因为这个毛茸茸的大怪物弄得一团糟… Because this fuzzy giant monster has made a shambles...
…他会和泰德一起被扔进洞里… ...of our lovely city, he will be dumped in the hole with Ted...
…食肉lava-dweller。 ...the flesh-eating lava-dweller.
大胶水将有幸拉动控制杆…… The Great Gloop will be given the honor of pulling the lever...
…把这个毁灭性的模糊巨人送上毁灭之路。 ...sending this destructive and fuzzy giant to his doom.
准备好后，你可以把它拉出来。 You may pull this when ready, Great Gloop.
-拉一下就好。——等待。持有它。停止。 - Just give it a pull. - Wait. Hold it. Stop.
这不是大粘稠物。 This is not the Great Gloop.
他是个骗子。 He is an impostor.
什么意思? What do you mean?
他们是外星人。 They are aliens.
从…从地球。 From... From Earth.
地球?地球人吗? Earth? Earthlings?
外星人。 Aliens.
胡说!地球上没有生命。是吗? Nonsense! There is no life on Earth. Is there?
显然如此，陛下。 Apparently so, my king.
你看，之前我们的望远镜探测到了一艘宇宙飞船。 You see, a spacecraft was detected on our scopes earlier.
它登陆了，停留的时间只够放下这两个入侵者。 It landed, and stayed only long enough to drop these two invaders off.
这肯定是入侵的第一波。 They must be the first wave of an invasion.
一个假装是大恶棍，另一个毁灭了我们的城市。 One pretends to be the Great Gloop, and the other destroys our city.
所以试着接管火星，你能… So try to take over Mars, will you...
……凡人? ...Earthling?
他们得到了。 They're getting away.
Peep是个叛徒。她帮助侵略者逃跑。 Peep is a traitor. She helped the invaders escape.
好吧。没关系。 Okay. That's all right.
不客气不,那是…… You're welcome. No, that's...
没关系……好的,欢迎你。好吧。 That's okay... Okay, you're welcome. Okay.
听着，我知道我的人会计划入侵你们的星球进行报复。 Look, I know my people are going to plan an invasion of your planet in retaliation.
我们得把你送回去，这样你才能警告他们。 We have to get you back there so you can warn them.
我们得溜回城里偷一个碟子。 We'll have to sneak back to the city and steal a saucer.
你们有谁会驾驶飞碟吗? Can either of you pilot a flying saucer?
这数字。好吧,来吧。 Well, that figures. Okay, come on.
我们最好快一点。跟我来。 We'd better hurry. Follow me.
今天，我们入侵地球。 Today, we invade Earth.
准备碟子。 Prepare the saucers.
我们得进入其中一个碟子里。 We've got to get into one of those saucers.
所有飞行员向你们的飞碟和起飞报告。 All pilots report to your saucers and liftoff.
我们的目标,地球! Our target, Earth!
好了，伙计们，就这样了。你们星球的命运岌岌可危。 Okay, boys, this is it. The fate of your home planet is at stake.
这就是我们的飞碟。我们走吧。 There's our saucer. Let's go.
哦。 Uh-oh.
关闭舱门。我们得赶快离开这里。 Close the hatch. We gotta get out of here fast.
新闻。 Press that one.
不,不是…… No, not that...
哦，启动Invince-a-tron。 Oh, launch the Invince-a-tron.
把那东西修好! Get that thing fixed!
指挥中心，这里是火星一号。 Mission control, this is Mars One.
我们现在进入大气层。 We are entering the atmosphere now.
伙计们，他们马上就要着陆了。 Well, men, they should be landing any second.
你们需要一个女佣。 You guys need a maid.
那是什么声音? What's that noise?
哦，一个小行星场。 Oh, an asteroid field.
一颗小行星? ! An asteroid field?!
提醒我别再让你开车了。 Remind me never to let you drive again.
好吧。 Okay.
是时候了，将军。 Well, it's about time, general.
来吧! Come on!
因此，媒体的女士们先生们，不要再拖延了… And so, ladies and gentlemen of the press, without further delay...
…我给你巴斯水泡和比夫秃鹰… ...I give you Buzz Blister and Biff Buzzard...
…勇敢的宇航员们使这次任务取得了成功。 ...the brave astronauts who made this mission the success that it was.
先生们? Gentlemen?
那么火星上有生命吗? So is there life on Mars?
我们需要担心入侵吗? Say, do we have to worry about an invasion...
…来自外太空的外星火星人? ...of extraterrestrial alien Martians from outer space?
我在这里告诉你们，我好奇的朋友们…… I'm here to tell you all, my inquisitive friends...
…最后，绝对有…… ...once and for all, there is absolutely...
…毫无疑问，火星上没有生命。 ...unequivocally, no life on Mars.
火星人? ! Martians?!
这些都很小。 Say, these are tiny.
嗯?他是对的。看，它就像一个玩具。 Huh? He's right. Look, it's like a toy.
这个小东西能对我这样强壮的宇航员造成什么影响? What could this little thing possibly do to a big, strong astronaut like me?
我们只需要一些苍蝇拍来对抗这个外星威胁。 All we need are some fly swatters to combat this alien menace.
说呀，它们还挺可爱的。 Say, they're kind of cute.
强打!跟我说话，伙计。 Biff! Speak to me, chum.
不! No!
格拉克曼来吧,!你是一个科学家。我们该怎么办? Come on, Gluckman! You're a scientist. What do we do?
我…我不知道。 I... I don't know.
这是前所未有的。 This is unprecedented.
来吧，用你的脑子想想，你这个没用的书呆子! Come on, use that brain of yours, you worthless egghead!
地球人! Earthlings!
这东西开着吗? Is this thing on?
地球人，我们要占领你们的星球了。 Earthlings, we are taking over your planet.
正确的。现在,听好了。 Right. Now, listen up.
现在我们火星人当家了，而且…… We Martians are in charge now, and...
记下那个碟子的号码。 Get that saucer's number.
——但谁?——为什么? - But who? - Why?
什么? What?
嘿。 Hey.
-是那只疯猫。-他抓住了老鼠。 - It's that crazy pussycat. - And he caught the mouse.
两只老鼠。 Two mice.
等一下。她是他们中的一员! Wait a minute. She's one of them!
让他们重新融入这个。 Reintegrate them with this.
相信我。 Trust me.
啊! Ah!
——嗯。——强打!他们救了我们。 - Mmm. - Biff! They've saved us.
所以他们做的。也许火星人也没那么坏。 So they did. Maybe Martians aren't so bad after all.
这是Invince-a-tron ! It's the Invince-a-tron!
它在用它的真空。快，回到茶碟上去! It's using its vacuum. Quick, back to the saucer!
等待。别把我们留在这里。 Wait. Don't leave us here.
停!等待我们! Stop! Wait for us!
我们会起诉你的，你这个火星人! We'll press charges, you Martian menace!
谢谢。 Thanks.
现在，我们直奔他! Now, let's head right for him!
准备好了吗? Ready?
在这里,我们走吧! Here we go!
啊。 Ah.
我还活着!我是一个… I'm alive! I'm a...
小猫先生，老鼠先生和火星小姐… Mr. Pussycat, Mr. Mouse and Miss Martian...
…我们怎么报答你呢? ...how can we ever repay you?
整个地球都欠你一份情。 The entire planet owes you a debt of gratitude.
如果不是因为你的ultra-neato策略和“勇敢”…… If not for your ultra-neato strategy and "braverosity"...
你们能明白我的心情这一切都将不复存在。 You know what I mean. All would have been lost.
好了，我代表地球上所有的人，谢谢你。 Okay, on behalf of all of these people on Earth, I thank you.
这是一辆悍马。 Here's a Hummer.
嘿，要搭车吗? Hey, need a lift?
-你和你的大嘴巴。——是吗? - You and your big mouth. - Yeah?
你想不想免费去火星一趟? How'd you like a free trip to Mars?
我已经吃过了，谢谢! I already had one, thanks!